re: kataka girl and bull boy
just bring out the popcorn 'cause this will take longer than the young and the restless series. well, you know, both kataka and the bull have wonderful traits. they're reliable, caring and basically nice people. but they don't do change and their fuckwittery factor gives a whole new meaning to the term of "dangerous liaisons". so, how to break up:
Kataka
Cancers are notorious for being clingy in love. There are two ways you can successfully break up with a Cancer, but the correct choice for you depends on whether you want to end on good or bad terms with the Cancer. If you don't care about ending on good terms, the easiest way to break up would be to change your name, move to another city at least 25 miles away, find a new job, buy a new cell phone with a new number, and make sure all of your relatives change their numbers and addresses, too. Too much work for you? Well, let's go with ending things on good terms then. It will be less painful for the Cancer, which means it will be less painful for you.
While you may be able to get other signs to break up with you by being rude or cheating, this technique won't work on stubborn, masochistic Cancer. Unfortunately, breaking up with Cancer requires putting in lots of time because you have to wean Cancer off of you, much like you would wean a baby off of breastfeeding (btw, you will have to wean your Cancer guy off of breastfeeding).
Step 1: Stop doing all of the things that Cancer has come to depend on you to do (e.g., cooking, being handy around the house, fixing the car, etc.). Step 2: When Cancer mentions how someone wronged him (because he will), sympathize with the other person. When she complains about anything - work, a friend, a relative - tell her to quit her job, stop talking to her friend or relative, etc. Basically, give advice that encourages her to cut ties with whatever she's complaining about. Why will this work? Does it even matter? Just know that it will. :-) After months of you switching between Steps 1 and 2, drop the Step 3 bomb on the Crab: Have THE TALK with Cancer (over the phone if you're not immune to Cancer's crying). Tell the Crab that you can't picture you two together in the future. Although Cancer may protest a little, you're really confirming what has already been going through his mind for the past few months. She's just happy that you're the one saying it first. On second thought, there is a short-cut to Breakupsville - insult the Cancer's mother and/or children. Note: If Cancer threatens suicide or homicide, offer your shoulder to cry on (but don't have break-up sex unless you want to start the breakup process all over again from scratch!). It's enough to make the libra inside me to shudder. and to say i don't like break-ups.
While you may be able to get other signs to break up with you by being rude or cheating, this technique won't work on stubborn, masochistic Cancer. Unfortunately, breaking up with Cancer requires putting in lots of time because you have to wean Cancer off of you, much like you would wean a baby off of breastfeeding (btw, you will have to wean your Cancer guy off of breastfeeding).
Step 1: Stop doing all of the things that Cancer has come to depend on you to do (e.g., cooking, being handy around the house, fixing the car, etc.). Step 2: When Cancer mentions how someone wronged him (because he will), sympathize with the other person. When she complains about anything - work, a friend, a relative - tell her to quit her job, stop talking to her friend or relative, etc. Basically, give advice that encourages her to cut ties with whatever she's complaining about. Why will this work? Does it even matter? Just know that it will. :-) After months of you switching between Steps 1 and 2, drop the Step 3 bomb on the Crab: Have THE TALK with Cancer (over the phone if you're not immune to Cancer's crying). Tell the Crab that you can't picture you two together in the future. Although Cancer may protest a little, you're really confirming what has already been going through his mind for the past few months. She's just happy that you're the one saying it first. On second thought, there is a short-cut to Breakupsville - insult the Cancer's mother and/or children. Note: If Cancer threatens suicide or homicide, offer your shoulder to cry on (but don't have break-up sex unless you want to start the breakup process all over again from scratch!). It's enough to make the libra inside me to shudder. and to say i don't like break-ups.
Cancers are great exes - years after the breakup. But until then, you'll have to deal with Cancer calling every now and then for a "The Way We Were" reminisce session. Yes, this is pissing off your current lover, but it's a small price to pay for being in a new relationship. If you share children, expect a very long battle on your hands if you want full custody.
the Bull:
Taurus doesn’t like change – even if the change is for the better. This quality is what makes breaking up with Taurus challenging, especially for signs that don’t like change anymore than Taurus does (that means you, Cancer) or who would prefer that a problem solve itself (yes, I’m talking to you, Pisces). You want the quickest way to break up with Taurus? It doesn’t exist. When you entered into a relationship with Taurus, you made an agreement to be in it for the long haul and you must honor that agreement. This includes enduring a long breakup. Begin by weaning Taurus out of your relationship by failing to cater to the Bull. Stop cooking all those great meals. Don’t run any more bubble baths. No more late night massages! If this doesn’t work, try introducing Taurus to someone who cooks better than you.
Unless you broke Taurus’ trust, a Taurus ex will probably be in your life forever in some way or another (especially if you have kids together). If you married Taurus without a prenuptial agreement (how’d you manage that?), then be prepared for a long battle in court if you want to leave the marriage with anything Taurus wants to keep, like the car, the house, the kids, or YOU. If you’re moving out of the home you’ve built with the Bull, make sure to clearly mark all of your belongings. It will make packing so much easier.
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