the return of venus de scorpio

i hope there will be no full moon aries and mercury retro this time, for it will bring blood. oh look! we got 2 out of 3! aaand we got full moon in gemini on dec 21st, smack on yule day. i should start hording popcorn for that day already

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best harry potter ever

look, it's got twinkies, mmmmm!!!! honestly, the harry/hermione dance was so cute it reminded me of every 2-left-feet man i ever danced with. go harry potter!!
also, tomorrow i'll go back to work and all the holiday cheer and energy will vanish in about 2 days. then i'll be properly zombified.
therefore, i'll be off to bed right now

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red riding hood - the movie



i am just praying for the hotass were NOT to be a furry edward. otherwise, this looks very promising, as they went down the road of the story as a metaphor for the first sexual experience. although i would have so much liked to leave all the "i'm-wrong-for-you" crap out. come on, no guy will tell you that AND mean it!!!! the wolf should be seductive and dangerous and predatory, because, you know, it's an initiation rite. women need initiation tales as well - and the whole concept of coming out of the wolf belly speaks volumes. just leave the woodsman out and make her come out by her own means. it is a much more meaningful lesson than the rom-coms. other than that, i'm very happy with all the gothic imagery and the choice of actors and director.
p.s. i sort of horrified people with this interpretation of the tale but it's not my fault these stories have been disney-fied. originally, little red, snow white, cinderella, you-name-it were cautionary tales, quite close to the horror genre and not for children.
p.s. 2 - there's absolutely nothing like gothic romance.

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a love story in music

it all starts like this



then it goes a little like this



then i reach this phase



then, for the grand finale

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fashion police

srsly, we need that. because there are some fashion crimes that deserve to be punished severely and immediately. such as animal-printed harem pants. the aesthete in me is revolted!!!!! this is such a heinous item it deserves to be burned at the stake since it offends anyone's tastes (well, maybe except the taste of fashion  victims) and eyesight. my inner balance is upset by the mere thought of that repulsive thing. long story short:
less is more when it comes to animal prints. ALWAYS
harem pants were meant to be worn in a harem, which is indoors.

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mr unicorn no. 2

i so admire the dedication of the rom-coms to present unrealistic relationships as everyday life. after the mess that was "eat pray love", i saw last evening "the rebound". because it was on tv, that's why. the story: catherine zeta jones divorces her lousy husband, takes her 2 kids to ny, gets a job at a tv station. cathy gets mr. unicorn no. 2 as a nanny. mr unicorn is:
24
loves kids
knows how to cook
smart, funny, caring, romantic, responsible and looks like he's not in heat all the time
at this point i expected talking animals and an alien invasion. honestly now, a 24 years old male who is not testosterone poisoned? he doesn't dream of getting laid with as many women as possible? no macho-prick attitude that makes you want to run him over repeatedly with an army truck? he doesn't run screaming when cathy tells him she's pregnant but actually he is happy?
AND THEN HE ADOPTS A CHILD FROM THAILAND OR SOMETHING TO BECOME A SINGLE DAD. WHATEVER, MOVIE.

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sleepless nights part deux

last night, the cough returned. therefore, i decided to take action - antibiotics. because the delicious pine syrup and the sage tea didn't do the trick anymore. then, the night before, our schizophrenic neighbour had one of her fits so there was a commotion with police, fire squads and ambulances. this night, i am expecting aliens to land.
sister-fish decided to chuck dracula-boy. which was a smart move, since dracula-boy had a definite penchant for emotionally draining the fish and general fuckwittery. as expected, he didn't get the message and decided to text her at night, till sister turned off the phone. we are now expecting him to get drunk and show up at the door (again). also, kataka girl broke up with bull-boy and now she's crying her heart out. the problem is they will get back together. see, this is why being an air sign is good, at times. we either pretend not to care and act really civilized or conjure up a psycho-bats storm.and since we have the emotional maturity of a 5 years old, we will be firmly convinced we are right.
in conclusion: save the world and free the hamsters

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my sleepless nights

at first, there was the fever, then the sore throat, and last night, the cough, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. like, why can't i be like all the other people who get the fever, the sneezing and the cough at once! i am so tired right now and i keep thinking about symptoms i should still manifest later and which will cause MOAR SLEEPLESSNESS dear gods, the horror!  it was not fun to have 1 day of fever, one day of sore throat,  1 day of sneezing and 1 day of cough (guess what? apparently my body does not seem to relate sore throat to coughing. the day before yesterday, the throat killed me. like, yeah, i could not sleep at night because of it. yesterday, the soreness and pain went away, but i started to cough last night and my ribs hurt now. totally hurt)
AHAHAHAHA, they are filming breaking dawn. the isle esme scene. and there will be sexing!! the cream dress is totally awesome though and i want one too.

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cinderella in a party dress

... and i'm still looking for the nightgown in my dustland fairytale.

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recipe for disaster

I Want You: What You Do When You’re Attracted to Someone

that would be the 2nd house. mine is Gemini sooooooo... i blather, talk, flirt. also, the ruler, Mercury, is in Scorpio, which, i quote "If you want to be with a lover who can instantly penetrate your mind, along with your body, then date someone with Mercury in Scorpio. This is a sign that truly values depth in a relationship. There is absolutely nothing superficial about Mercury in Scorpio. When it comes to love and sex - it's all or nothing."

 

You’re My Type: Who You View as Your “Ideal” Partner

the 7th house. dear gods, moar Scorpio! The Seventh House represents the one-on-one partnerships in your life and the qualities you are drawn to in a partner. "You may be drawn to intense partners who engage in power struggles with you. But after being in these relationships for a while, you might notice that you start to exhibit some of this intense, controlling behavior as well."which means i am drawn to the mysterious/dracula-rising-from-the-coffin type. and after a while, i turn into the spawn of satan. huh. i would have never guessed that. har har. then, of course, there's uranus, which means people that are somewhat unavailable or plain mad, mercury  - motor mouth and mars - which, of course, kicks up the conflict factor. in conclusion, my ideal partner is a mixture of dr frankenstein and attila the hun on crack playing the violin.


You Again: Who You Attract Instinctively

the 8th house. we're out of scorpy territory, since it's ruled by saggitarius. "Dark and primal, the Eighth indicates whom we draw to us without even trying". let's see: saggis are fun to be around, optimistic and blunt.also, they're more pals than lovers. also, there's neptune there so this means artsy types.

You’re my Soul Mate: Your Ultimate Other

the 12th house: …" where you let go of all superficial attachments. Evolutionary astrologers refer to it as the house of the Ultimate Other (Spirit or higher power). So when your partner’s planets fall in this house, there is the potential for that person to become your Ultimate Other. No, not your personal deity. Rather, they could help you get in touch with your higher self.” Mine has Pisces (neptune is in the 8th. does that mean that i attract effortlessly my ultimate other?) and Aries (mars in the 7th. again, attila the hun)

 

i see a pattern emerging there. 

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alive!

because, you know, i have a very strange way of getting sick. most often, this involved me being crippled for a day. like yesterday. got up at 4 am with fever, severe muscles/bones aches and chills. waited sister to get up, since there was not even an aspirin in this house. sister went to pharmacy, got remedies. stuffed my face with medicine then basically stayed in bed all day since getting up was next to impossible.
of course, i am now fully functional. sure, i have a slight throat ache but i can walk!

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black velvet and water signs love

i'm working on this black velvet waistcoat (i think this is a very appropriate term) which is going to be ohmygods so victorian. seriously. fitting, feminine, silvery buttons. also, it took me about 2 years to think it over.
on the other hand, i need another "la chatte florence" shirt. preferably cream lace this time. bows and ruffles always help.
oh, yes, about water signs love... if they make a movie, it will be called "the return of dracula". drew barrymore will star as sister-fish and gerard butler as tortured and angsty scorpio love interest. spooky

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