words of wisdom from cleolinda, which would look great on a t-shirt.
no, seriously.

sparkly like champagne, let there be spring and romance mood. just because. also, had to explain the story of lariska the rat. there is also a story of nydia and orinn (fancy names, quite mary sue-ish if i think of it) but this one is a whole lot darker than the story of the mischievous lariska. nydia was/is a sorceress-princess (i do love that archetype) who lives in the middle of the desert. orinn is her love interest and he got killed a few times in various fashions. then he had to be resurrected because there would not be a story without him so... there. orinn is sort of wayward and gets into a lot of troubles like that time he caused the wrath of the scorpio king. who stung him. but all in all he's .... well, a love that was meant to be and very likely the two of them have an obsessive-compulsive disorder which draws them together or probably there is some magic involved.
next on the agenda: viggo+cronenberg = love
then the clash of the titans in 15 minutes by the very awesome cleolinda. now i have to see it.
and now i'll be off to bed. 

New Moon in Fifteen Minutes. By Cleolinda Jones (who is awesome)
" Hey baby, you so pale and slim and clumsy, baby" - i'm totally going out with whoever says that line to me because it's too rotfl.

just because of this.

Cleolinda is awesome. She's the best blogger i've read so far for numerous reasons including: dolls! humor! vampires (i discovered Twilight and Neil Gaiman because of Cleolinda so... thanks). Also because she's the only woman i know (fine, in a very virtual way. i stalk her blog every day) i can identify with. which is why i will buy her vampire e-book. in real life, she is the kind of woman i would totally hang out with. and i love the way she does not spout general sentences like "people are so fake, but i will never compromise", "the world today is rotten" and... you know the rest.
also, gothic dolls, omg. I really want the red haired one, she is soooooooo pretty.
now excuse me while i go sulk and throw a giant self-pity party. because i'm tired, frustrated, numb, dizzy, EXHAUSTED on every level after this bad bad bad bad rotten year that hated me so much. right now, i feel like crawling under a rock and wait for 2010.