you know, whiny-teen meets vampire-unicorn story? it's just 11 more days and it will be in cinemas and by all the gods i will be there because we are getting to the good parts now. sexing (FINALLY! NO, REALLY. I'VE READ 4 BOOKS AND WATCHED 3 MOVIES FOR THIS SCENE - edward cullen breaking the bed? hell, that image fills me with unholy glee), violence, all the drama of 3 soap-operas combined (half vampire baby? that jacob imprints on? after he said he declared undying love to his mother?) and then the volturi show up and the big un-epic finale ensues... next year.





*and if this all sounds like i am a little insane, just remember that i see like this: no matter how weird my life gets, at least i won't have a half-vampire baby to eat me up from inside.

AND IT FILLS MY HEART WITH UNHOLY GLEE. (partially because no matter how complicated my life gets, i won't get pregnant with a half-vampire baby which will be born via a wolf-pire C-section so go me)
but, again, the scene that made my day was the furniture-smashing, pillow-biting sex they have (please, don't cut the pillow-biting, puuh-leaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee). it's like "get a grip, sparkleson!" *crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrack goes the bedpost and i die of lolz.
then of course, there was the time where ed punched jacob through the wall. because, you know, sex and violence, shiny lulz.
and to think there's just 1 more hour till tonight's episode of game of thrones. which will be epic

prince william got married to kate princess catherine, who in true capricornian fashion will kick his royal ass for the years to come.

bin laden got dead. or so they say. of course, consipracy theorists insist he isn't. nor is elvis, adolf or michael jackson.

we have another episode of games of thrones tonight which i can't wait to see!!


they have finally released some pictures of breaking dawn. look, it's incredibly twinkie!!! ed and bella in a scenic waterfall NOT having sex! of course they aren't, who are you kidding? astrologically, i'm still not buying it. since ed is a gem, this pic is waaaaaaaaaay inaccurate. he should be all "woman, are you crazy, what are we doing in this waterfall, watch your steps, there are rocks, omg, it's freezing, I AM BOOOOOOOOORED".

this picture, on the other hand is more suitable

why is there no teaser/trailer of breaking dawn? seriously, people, we need moar sparkly luff in this world and SERIOUSLY NOW, they finally get laid. which results in spectacular disaster, which makes me look good in comparison (look, it's my blog and i'm totally entitled to think it's all about me here). i mean, hey, at least i didn't got knocked up with half-vampire child! emotional entanglements and other otherworldly (read: hellish) scenarios look like a piece of cake. 
on an unrelated note: people who make grammar and spelling mistakes in their own language should be stoned to death or sent to elementary school all over again. i'm not talking about the mistakes you make when you write fast. i'm talking about consistently abusing your language in murderous ways because you're an idiot who didn't bother learning his own mother tongue.
i found another clue for my convoluted love life: my 7th house of relationships is in scorpio. obsessed, possessed, power-struggles and melodramas that would put the latin-american novelas to shame. just BRING. IT. ON.

at first, there was the fever, then the sore throat, and last night, the cough, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. like, why can't i be like all the other people who get the fever, the sneezing and the cough at once! i am so tired right now and i keep thinking about symptoms i should still manifest later and which will cause MOAR SLEEPLESSNESS dear gods, the horror!  it was not fun to have 1 day of fever, one day of sore throat,  1 day of sneezing and 1 day of cough (guess what? apparently my body does not seem to relate sore throat to coughing. the day before yesterday, the throat killed me. like, yeah, i could not sleep at night because of it. yesterday, the soreness and pain went away, but i started to cough last night and my ribs hurt now. totally hurt)
AHAHAHAHA, they are filming breaking dawn. the isle esme scene. and there will be sexing!! the cream dress is totally awesome though and i want one too.

aside from the tedious news on politics (honestly, we're being overtaken by a bunch of morons. good thing i didn't vote for any of them, for i would be hiding in shame right now. look, i'm against them all.)and disasters of all kind - sparklemas! what? can't i have fun? somehow, i bet people are more interested in that RPattz is related to Dracula. and so is Stephenie Meyer???
in other words it's raining like hell and the planets are all squaring and opposing each other and it's not fun.  honestly, it's like supermassive burnout for everyone except leos because they're like kings of the Universe and stuff.

in the wake of the new eclipse clip, when i first somewhat liked bella swan. well, actually, the whole scene is completely out of character and appears nowhere in the books, which is probably why i liked it.



her reaction is totally aries. she's all "you lied to me" and "you, why didn't you answer my calls?" and then she runs off into the sunset with hotass jacob, and edward just stares. yay! she didn't do that in the books! thank you, david slade.
also, jacob is a lot like an aquarius. because 1. the whole "i had nothing to say" line and then walking off
2. he likes and older girl
3. his love-interest is unavailable, but that's ok, because her edward obsession turns him on even more. i mean, if it weren't for the sparkler, jacob would have so moved on with his life. but no! you know, he would have loved her even more if she was a million miles away.
now i can't wait for the woods scene.... mmmmm twinkies!

p.s. i don't agree with people who say the books are better than the movies. movie-bella is much better than book-bella in that we don't get to hear her whine so much. and movie-bella actually runs off with hotass jacob in front of edward and they don't do that in the books.
p.p.s. i'm listening on repeat the whole three soundtracks.

look, gus van sant and breaking dawn? sofia coppola and breaking dawn? lol, haha. i'm scared it will come true because summit is on a fast track to godliness and f-loads of money so whatever. why not david cronenberg and breaking dawn because yeah, he would so not edit or gloss over the whole renesmee birth and vamping of bella?
still no money for me though.
the sun is shining though.
made up my mind to make the budget busting move of buying the fuchsia shoes because i will die of frustration if i don't. that's true libra style.
speaking of which, i'm also a raven in north-american lore. huh, who would have guessed. that means i'm smart, wise, connected to the divine with a streak of trickster. better than otter.

First Eclipse pictures from the set. OMG Bella and Edward!
Also, there will be Breaking Dawn!
"wilight fans can now breathe a sigh of relief as The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn has been green-lit by Summit Entertainment! According to sources, the fourth and final story in Stephanie Meyer’s series will be released in two parts and production will once again take place in Portland, Oregon. In addition a new production company, Sunswept Entertainment, has been brought in for Breaking Dawn, which is due to shooting in September 2010.

Creator of Sunswept Entertainment, Karen Rosenfelt will produce, Rosenfelt also served as Producer on “Twilight” and “The Twilight Saga: New Moon“. A director has not yet been attached to the project.(I am voting for Cronenberg!)

According to sources there will likely be heavy censoring of Breaking Dawn’s explicit sex and birth scenes in order to avoid an ‘R’ rating." Not fair! It wouldn't be Breaking Dawn without the mutant birth.It's actually a plot point!!! Get Cronenberg to direct and he'll also get you an Oscar. Maybe. And the sex-scenes... anyway, they're very vague yet so lolarious in the book. So it won't be hard to fade them to black in the movie since Meyer does the exact same thing in the book. Also, we will be deprived of Bella's inner nasty? Does this also mean that the whole negotiating about sexing/marriage/vampiring in Eclipse will be toned down? Please Summit, I've been so good! And actually the negotiating was the only thing close to reality in those books because everyone knows that relationships are all about haggling.

first of all, i saw napoleon dynamite. jolly good film, v funny, prooves that sometimes humor is not limited to fart/sex jokes.
then TAH DAH!! Brand new New Moon trailer, OMG Edward is also half-naked, whee! at this rate, Eclipse is going to be rated R whereas Braking Dawn is going to have an X painted all over the screen. and David Cronenberg is going to direct is (C-section performed by a vampire, anyone??)



also, the finale of True Blood.

a short history of horror movies -my personal favourite decade is the 90's. but they do not mention anything about movies such as "The Cabinet of Dr. Cagliari" or "Nosferatu". In my personal and humble opinion, those movies are scarier than any of those listed above.
Halloween 2 (or 10, whatever) is worse than The Final Destination. Uh, i don't care.. Why would I (or anyone for that matter) would want to see those movies and pay for them.
Twilight in the 80's! Because... well, somebody actually thought to make it up. And River Phoenix would be Edward Cullen

*short epiphany. His Royal Hotness starred in Stardust. i don't know how i missed that.
speaking of His Royal Hotness - there's a new movie poster for Dorian Gray. Expect funky video done this fall. i am so liking the idea of Ben Barnes as Dorian, i can't even express it in words.
they started shooting Eclipse in Vancouver.
that translates in "more shirtless boys AND more fuckwittery". hee hee. let's just hope the new director plays along and sticks to the insanity. dialing it up a notch wouldn't be a bad idea either. and since the changing of directors is a tradition in twilight movie saga, i would suggest david fincher of the other david - cronenberg - for breaking dawn. (hint: mutant baby vampire is born after a c-section edward performs with his teeth. and then jacob falls in love with said baby. awesome)
inglorious basterds premieres this week-end. this one doesn't have vampires, but a tarantino movie about a squad kicking nazi ass is definitely worth your time.
didn't i tell you that werewolves are all the rage? Even Benicio del Toro is one.
Also, Robert Zemeckis is remaking the Yellow Submarine.
There will be three Hobbit movies and P.J. is directing one of them. Let's call him the Dark Lord, owner of the One Ring. When is he making the Silmarillion? I mean, technically the bridge movie will be inspired by it but then there's an epic amount of history BEFORE the third age (valar, elves, melkor and beren and luthien, among other stuff) and i just know P.J. is doing black magic right now to get his hands on that as well. Also, will Aragorn be back? Can Ben Barnes be the young Aragorn?? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeee... And can we see Leggy again??
There will be a Wolverine sequel. Yep, we totally didn't see that coming.
Paul Bethany is fighting a Twilight vampire. I am not kidding, James will be back.
so, in conclusion, Twenty 2010 Movies To Get Excited About

it's official. i'm putting the twilight series on the top of my guilty pleasures list. yeah, i did a music video about it and i had much fun and i'm not sorry about that. so there. has bella, edward, jacob and girls aloud. i did not intend to infringe anyone's copyright and anyway it's their fault.

that would be the second one. it's officially out on the net so youtube people can stop hunting down users who post it without permission

didn't i tell you it has LOTS and i mean OMG LOTS of scenes with half-naked werewolves? also, jacob almost kisses bella. and eddie has an attempt at being half-naked himself and he clearly kisses bella, because this is what this movie will be about. in conclusion: jacob 1 - edward 1. jacob gets 1 point for the abs and pecs (he did work hard at reshaping his body) and edward gets 1 point for the kiss. although i am going to be biased here and point out that too much muscle in the form of jacob is sort of a personal turn-off. what? in real life i don't like buff guys. the whole climbing on the window makes me starry-eyed though, since it's an incredibly romantic thing to do.
also, i found my isolde in form of Mia Wasikowska

i've got the crazy again. what? vampires are all the rage now and ... werewolves too. did i mention taylor lautner is an aquarian? we all know what that means. so basically, in the second trailer we've got many and i mean MANY shirtless werewolves running around. and jacob climbs bella's window "what snore doth yonder window break?" and then they hug and i swear that's a copy/paste from the romeo+juliet movie. also, after that scene, in r+j there was sexing, but no such thing in new moon. but there is a definite possibility of a kiss. i am starting to like chris weitz after this video, he seems to have brought MOAR melodrama to the story (yes, there is such thing). what? do you think i read those books for any deep meaning? it was the love triangle and the emo and the gratuitous whining that made me giggle and feel good and squee. and we didn't even get to the part where they camp out in the woods.

today premieres the new moon trailer with jacob AND edward showing off their pecs. har har