prince william got married to kate princess catherine, who in true capricornian fashion will kick his royal ass for the years to come.

bin laden got dead. or so they say. of course, consipracy theorists insist he isn't. nor is elvis, adolf or michael jackson.

we have another episode of games of thrones tonight which i can't wait to see!!


they have finally released some pictures of breaking dawn. look, it's incredibly twinkie!!! ed and bella in a scenic waterfall NOT having sex! of course they aren't, who are you kidding? astrologically, i'm still not buying it. since ed is a gem, this pic is waaaaaaaaaay inaccurate. he should be all "woman, are you crazy, what are we doing in this waterfall, watch your steps, there are rocks, omg, it's freezing, I AM BOOOOOOOOORED".