stuff i have : minor sunburns on the back, nearly-homicidal thoughts combined with the tempting idea of starting my own anarcho-syndicalist commune, sleepy dog, a strong desire of an extended sabbatical year (just to find myself, you know. i would so find my inner balance with on a luxurious tropical island, you've got no idea!)

stuff i don't have: money and security of any kind (but hey, i'm like, used to live in a weird loop of uncertainty). what are the odds of something actually working without weird if clauses?