Tasty Beloved sounds very sexy, for some reason. i just wanted to make that clear.
so i saw eclipse the other night and damn, it was fun! just what i needed! tons of fuckwittery! jacob being shirtless! edward being mopey! bella being manipulative!  ILU BB, but i also love jacob so i'll, like, kiss him on a snowy mountain top with howard shore music in the background.
it's also a good thing i'm not bella. because people would have witnessed endless quarrels on the subject of "i trust you. it's him i don't trust". because libras are so argumentative. it would have been an entire 30 minutes of "what do you care what he thinks, as long as i'm not interested, you shouldn't be interested either".
oh yeah, and then there's some quite impressive fighting. you know, no one watches this movies for the action scenes.
also "will you marry me? no" still fills me with unholy glee for some particular reason. must admit i like one thing about edward - his perseverance - so very old school, so rare these days. it doesn't hurt that he's filthy rich either.
p.s. i'm so tired. so very tired. i could just sleep for days

no, i don't mean the whole "it's-against-the-constitution-to-cut-some-pensions-but-the-salaries-cuts-are-totes-okay". or something. buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.... Eclipse is coming here! no srsly, i'm going to see it next wednesday at the cinema! i deserve sparkly vamps after a steady diet of politics and doomsday predictions!

astrology says: wane like the moon, wait till monday, get your zen on blah blah, i honestly suck at this. although taurus is my rising, hand of gods, i feel a lot more like my progressed gemini rising - long slim limbs, fidgeting, restlessness and yeah. i don't like waiting unless i'm plotting something. and even if i'm plotting (look, i don't but there are people out there who have this fixed idea), it has to be really important in order for me to wait.
p.s. i'm officially the wicked witch of the west. east. whatever. squee!!!
got digi cable tv but honestly, it's just a whole lot of bs. and i queued for an hour for that. it doesn't have hbo! it doesn't have discovery id!
since eclipse premiere is approaching and there's an ebook online called "the short second life of bree tanner" (great title) it crossed my mind to write a certain brand of fan-fiction. "a date with edward cullen". first-person perspective, of course. as in, he never meets bella adoraklutz swan but a normal woman, like me. fine, i am not the definition of normality. whatever, i'm just having fun here.

in the wake of the new eclipse clip, when i first somewhat liked bella swan. well, actually, the whole scene is completely out of character and appears nowhere in the books, which is probably why i liked it.



her reaction is totally aries. she's all "you lied to me" and "you, why didn't you answer my calls?" and then she runs off into the sunset with hotass jacob, and edward just stares. yay! she didn't do that in the books! thank you, david slade.
also, jacob is a lot like an aquarius. because 1. the whole "i had nothing to say" line and then walking off
2. he likes and older girl
3. his love-interest is unavailable, but that's ok, because her edward obsession turns him on even more. i mean, if it weren't for the sparkler, jacob would have so moved on with his life. but no! you know, he would have loved her even more if she was a million miles away.
now i can't wait for the woods scene.... mmmmm twinkies!

p.s. i don't agree with people who say the books are better than the movies. movie-bella is much better than book-bella in that we don't get to hear her whine so much. and movie-bella actually runs off with hotass jacob in front of edward and they don't do that in the books.
p.p.s. i'm listening on repeat the whole three soundtracks.

you know, aside the obvious unholy attraction these movies/books represent (as cleolinda would say: TWINKIES!), there's one good thing about them. the soundtracks. always so OMG. seriously, i put them on repeat because MUSE! THE EDITORS! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! and other unbelievably awesome indie songs which totally deserved a better movie than sparkly fuckwittery.
the eclipse soundtrack is just as great as the previous two. especially the florence and the machine track "heavy in your arms". talk about ball and chain type of love.
"My love has concrete feet
My love's an iron ball
Wrapped around your ankles
Over the waterfall" i'm all like AHAHAHHAAAAHAHA THAT'S SO EDWARD AND BELLA. ESPECIALLY BELLA, for countless reasons.

"Librans do not believe in relationships, as such. They sustain their Qi and general motivation in life via crushes. Actual relationships tend to bore them senseless." come on, that's like saying that gemini actually don't like talking.


new eclipse trailer! WHERE IS THE LOVE TRIANGLE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FIGHTS, I WANT MOAR USELESS FUCKWITTERY!
p.s. i'm so tired, i have no words

ah, my guilty pleasure is back! and the love triangle fills me with unholy glee! I LUFF HER MOAR BETTER, SPARKLESON! GTFO, WOLFBOY! BUT I AM SHIRTLESS! and, of course, the trailer shows us jacob will be shirtless, because that's what werewolves do, but this is not enough for bella who tortures poor gemini edward. and then the eeeevil vampires show up. i am so looking forward to the scene in the woods which is so out of this world and so awesomely bad i can't help but loving it. also, the fact that david slade is a libran is a good sign for this movie.
on an astrological note: virgo/gemini pairing does not sound like a good idea for spending an eternity together.

when is the eclipse trailer coming out? i'm dying here of curiosity! i've seen some rumors on the internet about trailer at the oscars but the oscars are in march!! you can't do that to me!! i want to see a melodramatic trailer earlier!!
also, about astrology. 2010 will hit me like an angry god with planets transiting mainly my communication houses. this is weird since most people i did astrocharts for (and i did those a lot lately) have these transits on the career houses and stuff. i've got transits on the 11th house of communicating with the world, pluto and mars in the 8th (oh god), sun has progressed in the 7th house of marriage, divorce and other partnerships and, of course, stuff happening in the 6th house of doing services to other people. not to mention the year of the tiger. i'm all like huh. look, tigers are, according to the chinese, enemies of the monkey (me). not happy