you know, whiny-teen meets vampire-unicorn story? it's just 11 more days and it will be in cinemas and by all the gods i will be there because we are getting to the good parts now. sexing (FINALLY! NO, REALLY. I'VE READ 4 BOOKS AND WATCHED 3 MOVIES FOR THIS SCENE - edward cullen breaking the bed? hell, that image fills me with unholy glee), violence, all the drama of 3 soap-operas combined (half vampire baby? that jacob imprints on? after he said he declared undying love to his mother?) and then the volturi show up and the big un-epic finale ensues... next year.





*and if this all sounds like i am a little insane, just remember that i see like this: no matter how weird my life gets, at least i won't have a half-vampire baby to eat me up from inside.

AND IT FILLS MY HEART WITH UNHOLY GLEE. (partially because no matter how complicated my life gets, i won't get pregnant with a half-vampire baby which will be born via a wolf-pire C-section so go me)
but, again, the scene that made my day was the furniture-smashing, pillow-biting sex they have (please, don't cut the pillow-biting, puuh-leaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee). it's like "get a grip, sparkleson!" *crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrack goes the bedpost and i die of lolz.
then of course, there was the time where ed punched jacob through the wall. because, you know, sex and violence, shiny lulz.
and to think there's just 1 more hour till tonight's episode of game of thrones. which will be epic

look, gus van sant and breaking dawn? sofia coppola and breaking dawn? lol, haha. i'm scared it will come true because summit is on a fast track to godliness and f-loads of money so whatever. why not david cronenberg and breaking dawn because yeah, he would so not edit or gloss over the whole renesmee birth and vamping of bella?
still no money for me though.
the sun is shining though.
made up my mind to make the budget busting move of buying the fuchsia shoes because i will die of frustration if i don't. that's true libra style.
speaking of which, i'm also a raven in north-american lore. huh, who would have guessed. that means i'm smart, wise, connected to the divine with a streak of trickster. better than otter.