you know, whiny-teen meets vampire-unicorn story? it's just 11 more days and it will be in cinemas and by all the gods i will be there because we are getting to the good parts now. sexing (FINALLY! NO, REALLY. I'VE READ 4 BOOKS AND WATCHED 3 MOVIES FOR THIS SCENE - edward cullen breaking the bed? hell, that image fills me with unholy glee), violence, all the drama of 3 soap-operas combined (half vampire baby? that jacob imprints on? after he said he declared undying love to his mother?) and then the volturi show up and the big un-epic finale ensues... next year.





*and if this all sounds like i am a little insane, just remember that i see like this: no matter how weird my life gets, at least i won't have a half-vampire baby to eat me up from inside.