a.k.a the avengers. no, i am not kidding, this movie spells clearly the fire signs philosophy and appropriately most of the main characters are embodied by fire signs actors.



so: iron man is ramzilla, thor is ridiculously leonic (he even has the trademark blonde mane!!), nick fury, the hulk and the black widow are saggis and captain america is...gemini (but that does not count, as we already established geminis are the only true actors in the world).

ridiculous textbook astrology dialogue ensues:

Tony Stark: No offence, but I don't play well with others. (VERY ramzilla. rams take charge. they lead, you follow and you don't question their orders)
Steve Rogers: You're a big man in a suit of armour... take that away, and what are you? (gemini razor-sharp tongue example here. geminis thrive on a good quarrel)
Tony Stark: A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist? (ramzilla in action again. unshakable, ego the size of china and damn proud of it. plus he got those titles all by himself. totally self-made success story and he will let the whole world know about that)
[Thor laughs] (because he's a leo and inside his head he's just watching his courtiers squabbling and that's entertaining. and, you know, he's A GOD. with a trademark golden mane. whereas iron man is well... just a man. as in not a god with a golden mane)

and guess who they're fighting? loki the aquarius (for some yet unknown reason aquarian actors make great villains on screen. or at least heros with a dark side - think batman) who wants to destroy the world and gives all these heros a chance to righteously bash heads, blow up stuff and show off while the entire world applauds.
yes, i know, i said libra males make also great heros on screen, but we're talking a different kind of hero here. the libra-hero is the gallant knight in shining armour type (which is why they didn't have hugh jackman or will smith in this movie. i mean it would have been the aragorn-boromir scenario all over again and that didn't make the ram look good). the fire-sign hero is bold brash and not so deep down, more of a warlord who can't wait to get to the action scenes. the philosophy of the fire sign hero is simple : he's the good guy with a mission to crush the bad guy and blow him up to smithereens or at least make him beg for forgiveness in public.

which is why i totally want to see this movie now.