intense?
transformative?
touching the very core of the being?
verging on the taboo?
bringing out the raw side?
does it deal with power in any way (okay, the first thing that comes in mind is control and jealousy. but pluto can play in much more subtle ways with power - such as being actually empowering)? 

if you check all of the above, congratulations, you have a pluto kind of love

Fair or not, the rest of us tend to look to you for a hint at how to do the relationship thing. After all, romance and love are your particular areas of expertise, right? Well, now the Universe asks you to offer us a master class in THE WAY to make all relationships – romance and otherwise – fair and even mature. (A few of us around the globe still have some growing up to do, in case you hadn’t noticed.) The reason why you’ve been singled out to bring us all up to speed is because you graciously lead by example. Lead on!
thank you sasstrology for making me feel good. hey, it's not everyday you're being called a relationship expert. beaming with pride here :D (although i am not entirely sure this applies to people with uranus, mars and mercury in the 7th house and a weird relationships record)

So yeah, advice from the master. basically it's all about being nice and considerate of the other, lest thy lover's false to thee in which case you are allowed to torment him/her for the rest of your life. fair is fair, there's no point in beating around the bush. also, say i love you a lot and stop being a coward about telling people you like them. you know, that's bad. we're being induced the idea that saying "i like/love you very much" is badevilverbotten. i am very against that. okay, most of the times people get scared and i have a feeling they prefer you would rather spit them in the face than admitting you love them, but let's try to make an effort here. also, if you're hurt, say so. you know, "you've hurt me with your stupid" does more good than pretending not to care. because i know you care.

now, let's deal with the hordes of women who have issues with aquarian men, because there are countless of them on astrology forums. to capture their attention: have another boyfriend or be very far away. probably works best if you combine these two elements. then some time later, after they get used to the idea that you're in their life, make a decisive step - tell them you're their girlfriend and move in with them. this works best if you're a leo, since they won't probably protest because you'll rip their throats. although they will possibly hate you secretly. if you're not so lucky to be a leo, summon all your courage and do it anyway. aquarians are fixed signs and they're too lazy to do anything. that involves deciding to be with you or leaving you so it's your call.
water signs: oh well, just carry on imagining stuff and scheming. it's not like you'll listen to things such as reason. p.s. who said scorpio are such smooth seducers with hearts of stone? most scorpios i know are mush, very sentimental and make excellent prey for the white sharks also known as Pisces.scorpio and pisces make a fatal combination. it's all tormented love and second-guessing and not-talking. ohmygods.
capricorns and other earth signs don't need advice since they probably know what's best for them. they are the people who create dynasties and are among the very few who hold on to concepts such as duty. plus, it's like old school romance for them.
ramzillas and leos are ... uh... from another era. another world. saggis are free love so whatever, but be careful because not everyone cheers for that.
gemini: you know what? geminis are masters at relationships. i don't know whose idea it was that they are flirty and superficial but i've never seen an unfaithful gemini. if they do it, they're covering their tracks marvelously so then it does not matter. they're great communicators, they're not stubborn and if they love you, they're not shy about showing it and telling you about that. also, they are willing to negotiate. in a world of the "my way or the highway" that's a blessing. sure, they have bouts of paranoia and jealousy but they're willing to talk about it. damn, geminis will talk about anything.
now i'm going to have some cookies and watch another true blood episode. hopefully, we'll see more of franklin, that vampire with the sexiest voice ever.
p.s. recent statistics show that librans are attracted to vampires. so put your sparkle on and practice your manners and your slightly menacing stare if you have set your sights on one.

As much as you’d like to retreat into your imagination or to fall back into the arms of a dreamy lover (amen to that. i'm still thinking bubble bath, blue cheese, raspberries and wine. also lots of nonsensical stories about anything and hugs. i would kill for a long full body hug and an entire day of whining with someone listening and nodding. woe to me), the reality is that the hits just keep on coming (ain't it cute?). Even your closest pals don’t know how you’ve been managing (heck, i don't even know that). And if you’re in a relationship, it’s likely your partner who’s applying much of the heat these days. Is it too much? If so, then request they give you a moment to catch up. After all, a little rest would do you a lot of good, especially given the tremors you’ve been feeling at home and on the job.
in conclusion: bubble baths and love. anything that someone not asking me for anything and love.

again, from sasstrology:
"Beltane is the real love holiday – no cards and candy, just raw, sensual passion. Forget about innocent maidens dancing around the May Pole – on the Celtic isles, this ancient festival marked the emergence of a young god into manhood. Awakened by the forces of nature, he and his goddess succumb to love’s pleasures as they lie down to “fertilize” the fields. On this day, all existing obligations are set aside and a woman can choose any man she fancies. Children born of these unions were considered holy, blessed by the gods.
Beltane, like its counterpart Samhain (aka the Day of the Dead), divides the year into two main seasons – summer and winter. In olden times on May 1, people rose at dawn to welcome the return of the sun god Bel by gathering blossoms and branches to decorate their homes. Women braided flowers in their hair. Giant bonfires were lit that night, and there was much feasting. Food was always set aside for the faery folk, as the veil between the two worlds became thin at this seasonal turning point. Legend claims that if you sit beneath a tree on Beltane Eve, you may catch a glimpse of the Queen of the Faeries riding by on her white horse – but don’t look her in the eye or she may spirit you away to her realm."
so the sun is shining, flowers are in bloom, birds are chirpring... happy loving. and if he screws up later just remember there comes a time of the year when he'll get so dead.