Tara bashes franklin's head with a mace. i mean, for real. is that what significant others want to do with us libras in general? that raised a lot of questions since obviously franklin is a deranged libra yet still a libra. obsession with marriage? checked. being a sucker when in love? checked. satin pajamas? checked and double checked (hey, the pajamas were awesome).
then sookie, bill and lorena have a love triangle which involves tears of blood, bill being tortured and lorena going for sookie's throat literally. how nice.
then the aro king of mississippi proposes to sophie anne in the most interesting way. "you'll have a husband who never touches you and also, i'll clear your debts. however, if you say no, eric will go for your throat". aww, love.
jason's still having the stupid buuuuuuuuut he buys crystal flowers and goes to her house which is a big step forward for humankind in general. the fact that crystal already has a fiance is somewhat inconvenient but we'll move over that.
sam is on the family love mode and tries to save his little brother.
now everyone is happy, including me.
fin