it's back! whee!
so we've got so far: bill missing. although my pet theory was that eric kidnapped him, oh well... it was the king of mississippi. who looks like aro. and yeah - blood gelato. apparently bill's destiny is to attend long lavish dinners and play society games with royalty. still, he's not happy. i'd switch places with bill any day of the week.
eric northman does what he usually does. illegal V, bangs people, buys lafayette a red hot car and has a crush on sookeeh (who is like bella in her "but i'm bill's!!") he actually says he wants to sex her. he doesn't in the end (but apparently he will after she finds out bill hate-sexed lorena and twisted her neck...mmmmm... TWINKIES). i would say subtlety is not one of his qualities but whatever, he's eric. still awesome, but more on the soprano side which i do not enjoy very much.
and then sam has a homoerotic dream about bill the vampire. awkward. then he finds his redneck family.
we also have werevolves! and there's alcide who will get to sex bella sookeeh unlike some other werewolf who only got premarital snuggling in a tent in the middle of a snow blizzard. i know that because i've read the spoilers on wikipedia so, in conclusion, go him. also, his girlfriend dumped him ass and now he's being mopey.
wtf, bill sexes lorena!! because that's just how much he hates her??? also he twists her neck literally....
oh yeah and then there's franklin the vampire. i like franklin. more accurately, i adore his voice, his accent, his british accent ohmygod drool. also, he's menacing and obviously is after bill/sookeh, i don't care, give that man more lines. **** drool again... and again... and again...
in between all that sexing, jessica killed a guy and dumber-than-rocks jason is struggling to deal with his killing eggs (honestly, that was a bad move. my sister liked eggs) and tara tries not to kill herself but then she gets to beat the crap out of two guys with a little help from franklin. oh, and then she sexes franklin but that's okay because he whispers in her ear and i got all mushy and weak in the knees at that point. bet he does not smell like incense sticks but of something slightly sweet and warm (OKAY I KNOW HE'S DEAD BUT I CAN IMAGINE THINGS!!! - that was the part where i started talking to myself and it was not very healthy. possibly. i am not so sure)
anyways tara went all cold and prickly because she's got the stupid. i mean, honestly! am disappointed in you, tara. franklin is really hot. VERY HOT. IN A MORE STYLISH WAY THAN ERIC. AND HE'S GOT A BRITISH ACCENT.