long story short. ohmygods, i feel so talkative today, so the story won't be short probably. bill breaks up with sookeh over the phone because he's bad for her. sookeh's reaction is "shut the fuck up". bill's pour salt on the wound with the "i totally hate-sexed lorena and i was not afraid i will break her and sorry to be you kthxbai". sookeh cries. edward  bill cries too after he hangs up. shirtless and hot werewolf alcide tries to console sookeh. "warm your hands at my chestular fires baybeh". but he does not get revenge sex, because, apparently, weres are not deserving of that (note to self: write a fanfiction story where the werewolf gets some action. just to even things a bit). then sookeh convinces said were to do incredible stupid things for her.... and so far it's like new moon for grown-ups.
there's even a hot car. okay, it's lafayette's who is trying to deal V for eric but almost gets his ass kicked. fortunately, eric shows up and shows 'em thugs who's  the boss.
blah blah sam's redneck's family issues blah
and then FRANKLIN SHOWS UP. franklin is obviously a libra with serious issues. he basically likes tara and in true libra style, he's going to have a relationship with her whether she wants it or not. awww... nothing says true love like tying your love interest in the bathroom all day so they can't go anywhere. and later he brings her flowers and takes her to see the king of mississippi - the aro guy - who finally got edward bill. franklin manages to be still disturbingly attractive with his velvety voice and all. it's also refreshing to see a character who's not obsessed with sookeh so go him.
eric, meanwhile, has sexy fantasies of sookeh where she says unto him "you smell like the ocean in winter. bill smells of nothing at all". HAR HAR.
then there's some were party/initiation rite/ something where we get to see there were's ex-fiancee who's a skank. and no one gets his head bashed in. that was... surprising.
and then bill being mopey over sookeh seduces a strip dancer with a death wish into being killed in the hot limo. bill's such a textbook scorpio, i can't even tell you.
credits roll, fin, ILU franklin