so i've decided to write a list of things i actually like because, you know, i'm slightly down these days and meh. although it would be much easier to write about things that piss me off. like "sites for intelligent women" with a myriad pages about sex that are so cliche it's boring. also, seduction tips that are so far-fetched they make me giggle. on the other hand, 90% of my relationships were with air signs men and they are beyond those ridiculous tips. i mean, really, go do those things to a gemini and he'll roll around the floor laughing. an aqua will probably not even notice you are doing the sexy scheme or just stare at you. i am not sure about libra men, but they will probably just find it distasteful and roll their eyes.
oh, yeah, i'm supposed to think positive today. how about a crack in space/time? you know, to get to a neverwhere place filled with adventure?