that is, when i will have a child. mostly, because i have mastered very well the following skills so far:
i clean up repeatedly after people who purposely make a mess right after i cleaned the damned place
i can repeat the same thing a frillion times over till the person in question internalizes (hopefully!) the lesson. i.e. pick up your things, don't walk around the house with shoes on, and so on and so forth
i am very patient(hello, exes!). and persistent
LATER EDIT: that's because i got interrupted last evening and then i decided to go to bed.
about persistence - learned the hard way (hello again, exes! see, exes can be useful) that unless you repeat the same idea at least 1000 times people (children are also people) won't put it into practice.
i have teaching skills. fine, maths and physics will be difficult but hopefully my child will not create problems in that particular area.
i wake up early. this comes in handy.
i'm multitasking. unless i choose to tune out and focus on just one thing and one thing alone.
i'm a good negotiator. well, most of the time, at least.