i saw it because sister insisted we do but in the end she had to get ready for the night out so i watched it on my own. long story short: the heroine is a cow. she divorced her husband for no apparent reason then she travels the world stuffing her face in italy (see previous entries about me and food) and then in bali she meets mr. unicorn. because this man is just as real as that. honestly, now. he is divorced, takes care of his children (that's worth 1 billion points. good parenting skills in a man are so rare. heck, men who want to be fathers are incredibly rare), has a business of his own and ... teehee TELLS HER HE LOVES HER IN, LIKE 2 WEEKS, AFTER THEY MET. AND THAT HE WANTS A FUTURE WITH HER. and before that, he invited her on a 2 days trip to a romantic balinese island. you'd expect our heroine to be doing victory laps around the beach ( i would) and jump on that stupid boat. but, because she is a cow she makes a scene and i wanted to reach through the screen and pimp slap her. because, quick recap:
mr unicorn has good parental skills
mr unicorn is available, reliable, sweet and shows no signs of craziness. also, he is smart, since he traveled the world.
mr unicorn knows what he wants. that is you, stupid cow. he is not afraid of commitment
mr unicorn just asked you to go on a romantic trip to an indonesian island so that you can talk about your future together
and, the icing on the cake. after she mulls it over a few days, it kinda dawns on her that he is the right one and leaves him a note "meet me at the pier". i mean, what was she afraid of? honey, that's the best you get. they meet on the pier. unfortunately, no meteor drops from the sky on her head and no shark emerges from the water and eats her. they hold hands, because he is an unicorn and he luffs her MOAR BETTER THAN EDWARD CULLEN LUFFS BELLA.
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