my question is why? no, really, WHY? and now he's supposed  to star in some Dracula remake? like, duh... i'd like to point out that, since we're in the "no skillz to act" territory, they might as well picked His Royal Hotness. at least we'll have something pretty to look at, unlike sam w. here, who most definitely is not even remotely pretty.
also, i watched yesterday morning some behind the scenes footage annd interviews from Lord of the Rings. Orlando Bloom is really cute. i just wanted to take him home. and he broke a rib but bravely carried on being elfy. awww!! because us, skinny delicate people, are resilient. and he's got a sense of humor.
later edit: okay, soooooooo... who looks more like sexy count dracula the impaler here? whose face screams brooding romance anti-hero?