new moon video. another one. which i like.

and you know what? i actually think this is fab. because it shows just how new moon could have been a good story, at least by my standards. so edward ditches bella because this is the way most men deal with situations that require them to be responsible and sensible - by running away (i said most, not all!), but bella hasn't yet discovered that concept so emocakes, blah blah jacob, blah. and then alice shows up and tells bella "hiiiiiiii, you smell good. also edward is not the brightest bulb in the christmas tree though possibly the sparkliest thus he decided to commit suicide by volturi omg. because he thought you were dead". running away to italy ensues and when noon strikes midday bella runs towards edward just like in the movie but ohnoes he actually steps into the light and littlest jane tasers him with her mind then the other volturi rip him to pieces. and bella sees all that so the volturi chomp her as well. it's incredibly tragic and then marcus recites poetry over their dead bodies and stuff because he sees relationships.

jacob is heartbroken for a while but then he has a nice and healthy relationship with angela who is actually a decent human being and does not have a death wish. fin. well, the jacob part can be left out, i just added it there because i decided to be on team jacob.
see, this is why i love internet. on internet you can publish fan fiction, even of the worst kind.