fashion trends i really really don't like

as a matter of fact i'm against fashion trends in general since they usually turn into uniforms. ugly ones, what's more. ugh. so here we go:
bright intense colors such as mauve, fuchsia, stoplight green, bright pink aren't for everyone. no really, they're annoying.
big bags. especially big bags with blings all over them, they're not feminine, not elegant not anything. they're just ugly. plus, you don't really need them unless you intend to put half your house inside.
animal prints. geez, where do i start? in my entire life i saw only one animal print blouse that was nice and it was worn with a simple beige skirt. awesome. the rest of them are just so goddamn tacky and they make you look like a cheap version of sheena the queen of the jungle. or desert.
jeans are not elegant wear, i don't care what designers say. skinny jeans are by default a fashion crime since 99% of women wearing them look like hell. honestly, unless you have those perfect photoshopped legs, don't bother. also, the hideous lovechild of jeans and harem pants that was so in this summer - stop wearing them. same goes for your boyfriend's jeans. unless you happen to wear the same size, don't go out like that. and don't roll the cuffs. if some idiotic celebrity jumped over a bridge would you do the same?
short pants aren't meant to be worn with heels. also, shorts with creases who come just above the knee make no sense. you look like a retarded schoolboy. wear instead hotpants, capris, whatever.
lots of jewelry looks nice if you happen to live in India or Arabia. in any other circumstances ... well... less is more. same goes for lots of everything - make up, revealing clothes, patterns and the rest.
big shoulders didn't look good in the 80's and they won't look any better now.
gladiator sandals with heels are against nature
macrame boots make me shudder

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anca zeca said...

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