so the last two episodes consisted of:
russell becoming a vampire terrorist after killing a news anchor live on tv. just to make a point. and eric is after his ass. yeah, and he makes a will before because, you know, russell is 3.000 years old and very strong. apparently this makes every woman in eric's life - pam, the ukrainian dancer and sookie and possibly others very mad. so, in conclusion, eric FINALLY kisses sookie for real (anyways, it's being foreshadowed since season one) and locks her in the dungeon of pain lafayette is familiar with. i just love this show's dedication of showing love as a very dangerous feeling. honestly, does anyone there has an even remotely normal relationship. i mean, with the usual quirks and problems? also, apparently, these people are never jealous. which let me tell you is at least strange.
speaking of, it seems sam has a long history of bad relationships. like that time he dated a girl and then it was revealed he cheated on him and also took his money he was robbing to build a future together. and in the end he shot her dead and her dumbass boyfriend.
lafayette and jesus have an outer body trip to the ancestors via v.
yeah, and sookie finds out she is of fairy descent, but i already knew that because i read it on wikipedia. *i am smart.
who else was there? of course, FRANKLIN. he makes a brief comeback only to be killed by jason. i am disappointed. wonder if he's really dead this time too.and jason is dating crystal the werepanther. but he also kisses tara and confesses he killed eggs. go you, jason.
hoyt and jessica are sort-of back together, not entirely sure about that.
let's see what happens next