yahoo blog and I broke up. Mostly because he decided that my last two posts were not worthy of being published. And because he does not like pictures from my computer. So anyway... I will link this new blog to the profile on yahoo because that is the least he can do after that long relationship we had and because I hate that sort of break up where you close all communication channels.
Also, the last post that was supposed to be posted there and it didn't show up for some reason but I had the smart idea of saving on the computer :
True Blood season 2, episode 8

bad girlfriend moves - sam 2, jason 1

I am putting 2 for sam because: 1. he discovers the body of his love interest/shape shifter in the refrigerator at merlotte's with her heart torn out from her chest after her failed assassination attempt and 2. the police arrests him because they think he did it. i'd add an extra 1/2 point for maryann cooking the heart of daphne and serving it to tara and EGGS (yes, his name is EGGS. sister likes a guy named EGGS. and EGGS killed daphne) who eat it and then go into a frenzy because maryann is a maenad and this is what maenads do.

jason gets only 1 point because - preacher's wife actually shot him with a paintball gun (are you for real??) and then he has an epiphany. like, omg, vampires aren't bad and also, let's save sookie. Now, let’s get back to the vamps.

Last episode ended with “Godric, OMGWTF, where is Eric???” so, basically, Godric is the first one to save Sookie from the evil rapist guy. Also, Godric looks like a Frodo with tattoos and he gets extra cookie points for the gray sweater he wears in this specific episode. Then Eric joins the party at which point I am squeeing with delight because he’s in full “let’s rip those humans like a piñata” mode. But Godric then says to let the humans be, in typical Frodo fashion and Eric offers to sacrifice himself for his maker AND Sookie. And they bind him with silver chains and all to an altar.

But the rescue operation continues and in nance Bill who bashed the head of his maker with a plasma screen and Jason who had the “vampires aren’t bad and also don’t touch my sister” epiphany. Also, the Texas Dept. of Vampire Justice who’s ready to rip throats. Tattooed Frodo then says:

“Nah, let those humans be, because we’re superior philosophical beings”. And we all know what happened to Frodo when he let Gollum be.

And then they have a vampire party at Frodo’s place. For real. Which also features a catfight between Sookie and Lorena, the maker of Bill, but Frodo steps in and parts the crazy and Lorena cries tears of blood because she luuuuuuuuuuuuvs Bill who prefers human Sookie. Also, Eric is back to his usual snarky and scheming self, has a tank top to show off his vampire muscles and has a meaningful conversation with Bill:

Bill : Lay off my human from now on or I cut you

Eric: No, because I’m too awesome, also the books say we’ll get freaky nasty, your human and I

Bill: Man, I hate you

And a suicidal-bomber-with- silver-chains-strapped-on-his-chest steps in and threatens to kill all the vampires. Fade to black.