actually it's one of the best and sensible lines in movie history:

will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts.

also, i would like to thank the universe for my xena BFF, sister-fish and her psychic insight that i promise to listen religiously from now on and never question it again, my gemini BMF and all the other people who keep me on an even keel. they are my tribe.