the title above was not my idea but mystic medusa's and i will totally subscribe to it. like, vampires? they've got nothing on your average aqua on a day he channels a slightly more-offbeat-than-usual vibe. which, by normal standards translates in "it would be far easier to handle a vampire than him". you get the point. i mean, what's a vampire like? moody, sexy, out of this world, dangerous bloodsucker who understands this world differently because he has lived, like, for centuries and if he doesn't kill you he will leave you enlightened? check all of the above and add a touch of otherworldly and there you have it.
by the way, amy winehouse is dead.