"You're about to fall in love with the unexpected, and it will happen in a very dramatic way -- but you never did mind that kind of thing, did you? Expect an instant burst of adrenaline."

what the actual F. OH, OKAY, WHAT.EVER.  "you never did mind that kind of thing, did you?" - that's highly ironic. rub salt in the wound, horoscope writer, won't you??

much later, after many hours at work and serious pondering of it all: i am fully aware this sounds like tempting fate and that there will be consequences but i say unto you, horoscope writer and astro situation: bring it on. see if you can phase me out. *big satisfied smirk. and it better be good because, as you well know, unexpected and drama are run-of-the-mil stuff for me.