...also sookeeh smells like dinner.
because this is what happens in true blood.
apparently, jason and sam continue their weird relationship scenarios, since crystal had poor jason tied to a bed after being hit in the head and locked in a freezer. "but i want to make babies with you daaaaahling", she chirps, "but not before turning you into a were-panther", which involves jason being chewed up by both crystal and what's-his-face-badass-were-ex. i'm just saying, jason may have issues.

but so does sam and his strangely attractive new shape-shifter girlfriend. we all know how well it worked for him in the previous seasons, which is why i would be very careful about dating supernatural creatures, if i were him. also, hoyt and jessica are no longer sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g, instead, they're arguing and almost hate each other's guts like normal couples do.
now, Eric. eric gets in trouble because of bill who is now king because he wiped-out sophie ann (as shown in bloody flashback). since bill didn't manage to convince eric to sell the house back to sookie, he sends him on a mission to a local coven of necromancers. notice how smooth he is. so eric gets in all cocky and gets out ... loosing his memory. he is cute when amnesiac. and, as always, the episode stopped there and i wanted to strangle the producers.