Hello? Is this thing on? Anyway, before we get into the third-quarter results, I just wanted to say I love you all. Money is nothing compared to the basics of being human, and today I’ve decided to go to unusual lengths to demonstrate it. Even to you, McNulty, and your department really underperformed. Wait, this isn’t the accounts meeting! Who are you people? “Philatelists”? What does THAT mean? Stupid conference organizers! Oh well, I love them, too.

...see, these days are all about quirky luuuuuuuuuuuuuv