from sasstrology: “It’s elementary, dear Watson,” Holmes said. “The ash on your collar is is of a consistency that only comes from tobacco grown in the southeastern United States. And the length and color of hairs on your trousers indicate a small dog, probably a wire-haired terrier. Thus, I can only draw one conclusion: you’re seeing another detective on the side!”

“If you hadn’t been so detail-obsessed today, Holmes, you would have seen the big picture. Or heard me say that when I left this morning,” Watson sighed as he left. “You’re no fun any more.”

also, ohmygod Edward-Rpattz will star in a period piece with Nicole Kidman. Let me tell you Nicole looks like she has Edwards for breakfast everyday. I am already squeeing with delight at the prospect...