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so, there's this article on the web about the 6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off. being a woman i feel the need to comment upon this.
so, 1. Talking to Her. article says that men instantly become stupid when in front of a pretty woman.
"If you feel like you sound stupid when you talk to women, don't worry, you do. In a recent study, men chatted with attractive women and then were subjected to basic tests. They failed miserably. And when we say "basic tests" we don't mean fourth grade math, either. We're talking not being able to remember your own address (unless you were asked to take a woman there, right, killer?).One of the scientists did say the difference could be down to the fact that women are interested in things other than looks while men are "reproductively focused," which is a much more tactful, scientific way of saying, "Dudes get easily distracted by the thought of boning." lawl. as in, yep, they got that right.
2. Acting Interested. i must completely disagree with that. if you ignore me, i will ignore you back and ignore you better. there's nothing more off-putting than someone who's not interested. remember, i'm a libra. i will not find you more interesting if you just stand there. oh no. experience taught me that the first step must be a guy thing if we want to go somewhere.
3. Dancing. most guys don't dance because... they're weird, i guess. the following is interesting though "Scientists say if you suck at dancing, it signals to women that you're a bad mating partner. It's a subconscious sign that your testosterone levels are lower than average, which means you're not up to a lady's baby-making standards. And your awkward moves on the dance floor may have evolved as a neon flashing sign to warn women to steer clear of you and your inferior DNA." AHAHHAHAHA! see, that's a good reason why we like guys who can dance. like hugh jackman. because dancing is actually manly. and very sexy.
4.Complimenting Her Looks. ohh, yes. there's so much truth in that. "Words like "sexy," "beautiful" and "hot" made a woman much less likely than average to respond to your initial overtures. Meanwhile attempting to show interest in her by mentioning some of her pastimes, favorite things, etc. resulted in a much higher than average response." amen to that.
5. Being Nice. stop that! jerks are such a big NO NO.
6. Having the Wrong Name. WTF?!?!

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