like.. wow

so, there's this article on the web about the 6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off. being a woman i feel the need to comment upon this.
so, 1. Talking to Her. article says that men instantly become stupid when in front of a pretty woman.
"If you feel like you sound stupid when you talk to women, don't worry, you do. In a recent study, men chatted with attractive women and then were subjected to basic tests. They failed miserably. And when we say "basic tests" we don't mean fourth grade math, either. We're talking not being able to remember your own address (unless you were asked to take a woman there, right, killer?).One of the scientists did say the difference could be down to the fact that women are interested in things other than looks while men are "reproductively focused," which is a much more tactful, scientific way of saying, "Dudes get easily distracted by the thought of boning." lawl. as in, yep, they got that right.
2. Acting Interested. i must completely disagree with that. if you ignore me, i will ignore you back and ignore you better. there's nothing more off-putting than someone who's not interested. remember, i'm a libra. i will not find you more interesting if you just stand there. oh no. experience taught me that the first step must be a guy thing if we want to go somewhere.
3. Dancing. most guys don't dance because... they're weird, i guess. the following is interesting though "Scientists say if you suck at dancing, it signals to women that you're a bad mating partner. It's a subconscious sign that your testosterone levels are lower than average, which means you're not up to a lady's baby-making standards. And your awkward moves on the dance floor may have evolved as a neon flashing sign to warn women to steer clear of you and your inferior DNA." AHAHHAHAHA! see, that's a good reason why we like guys who can dance. like hugh jackman. because dancing is actually manly. and very sexy.
4.Complimenting Her Looks. ohh, yes. there's so much truth in that. "Words like "sexy," "beautiful" and "hot" made a woman much less likely than average to respond to your initial overtures. Meanwhile attempting to show interest in her by mentioning some of her pastimes, favorite things, etc. resulted in a much higher than average response." amen to that.
5. Being Nice. stop that! jerks are such a big NO NO.
6. Having the Wrong Name. WTF?!?!

okay so.. general psycho-fluffy mood - as in i would so love you to death, i'd paint the world pink and make life a musical. maybe it's the moon in libra or the mercury retrograde.
sasstrology says :"Today is brought to you by the muses of creativity. There are limitless ways for you to express your artistic inklings, and some of those ways may become apparent now. If you can share the joy and passion for what you do with another – especially someone you adore – all the more fun. But realize that this is not about trying to control how anyone else gets into their creative flair; it’s about letting things flow organically. If you really need to play boss, then give your pal a chance at the controls later on. After all, once is never enough."
that's right, once is never enough.
the downside to this all is that everyone else is down. yep.
then, there's the love horoscope for this week:
There’s an independent little documentary entitled, “Supersex Me” that’s just waiting for you to make it. In it you could share with the rest of us how luscious it is to take the act of sex and raise it to a new level of deep and abiding intimacy. If you’re not so interested in having the private parts of your life projected onto a giant screen, then at least enjoy replaying the movie in your mind. As you are ever capable of floating just above the realm of normal human affairs, this is one aspect of life you’re truly happy to get down and dirty with.

"Librans do not believe in relationships, as such. They sustain their Qi and general motivation in life via crushes. Actual relationships tend to bore them senseless." come on, that's like saying that gemini actually don't like talking.


new eclipse trailer! WHERE IS THE LOVE TRIANGLE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FIGHTS, I WANT MOAR USELESS FUCKWITTERY!
p.s. i'm so tired, i have no words

avatar 2 &3? you gotta be kidding me.and then again... no.
on an unrelated note: i'm channeling my inner goddess. guess which one is that.
then i had a fabulous hair day and that's worth about 1000+ points. and there was a blue dress with the hotass fuchsia shoes, omg, so vain. in conclusion: spring is good.

Gemini might be more obvious. Perhaps he glances quickly as if to try and connect a scene happening somewhere else to the two of you. Maybe he’ll cough, as if to say something. Gemini recognizes the desire for rapport and begins the emotional connection. p.s. communication, that's the key. gemini can smooth talk out of everything. and its biggest asset - not being stubborn. 

Libra: They will try and sweet talk you, but it won’t be brusque. They’ll charm you with the niceness of their words and their refined style, manners and artistry – the epitome of romance. They’ll try and make you feel special, their number one attention, curious about you, what you do and like. The flirting will be balanced – not too strong, not too light, nicely whipped and sweet! It’s really an attempt to build a rapport by mirroring you – making you feel “coupled.” A Libra will try and make friends with you. At times, you may feel as if they flirt with everyone, or conversely that they are really only flirting with themselves – which of course they are! (of course, everything is true unless the libra in question has the sun conjunct astarte, lilith and pluto. in which case she will hit on you like the fist of an angry goddess. then she will obsess on whether or not you are obsessing about her. look, whatever, love is the life of a libra. then she will feel scorned and snarl because she wants your heart, soul and body. and everything goes downhill from there. ishtar was such a libran, as in she totally could turn you into anything she wanted)

Aquarius: There’ll be a certain “zing” to an Aquarian flirt – like being in the presence of a powerful lightbulb which radiates an “I’m different from the others” quality. They might come across as slightly quirky, perhaps with an ironic sense of humour. It’ll feel different and illicit, its own warmth and charm. You’ll feel that they are standing at arm’s length, and yet you’ll want to move closer to them – their aura of enlightenment and tradition all rolled into one being is quite fascinating. Connecting with you on a friendly level is their biggest asset – they want to know you intellectually, find out if you are on the same wavelength, that you share interests and ideas and have a common social ground which you both can explore.p.s. arm's length? totally true. friendly level? so not true. aquas are quirky, smart, sexy, cruel and cold like a polar night.

there's romanian guy who made an anti-hugh jackman blog. a blog in defense of the "normal guys". i am not sure if this is a joke (maybe it is) but let me tell you... oh lawl.
look, hugh jackman is like... wonderful. yes, about any woman would jump his bones. because he's about as close to prince charming as you get these days. show me another action hero who said the "wolverine doesn't do high kicks" line. he's sweet, has the killer libra smile and oozes romance. also, he can sing and dance, he's smart and he's been married in like forever with the same woman who's older than he is and she was not a model. that's worth 1000 points alone.
so whatever, normal guy, we'll still jump his bones if we catch him

okay, are you listening? i want hot romance complete with a ton of money. because you're aries moon it is not unreasonable to ask for that. i'm just as shallow as you are so don't point fingers.

i know, right?

sparkly like champagne, let there be spring and romance mood. just because. also, had to explain the story of lariska the rat. there is also a story of nydia and orinn (fancy names, quite mary sue-ish if i think of it) but this one is a whole lot darker than the story of the mischievous lariska. nydia was/is a sorceress-princess (i do love that archetype) who lives in the middle of the desert. orinn is her love interest and he got killed a few times in various fashions. then he had to be resurrected because there would not be a story without him so... there. orinn is sort of wayward and gets into a lot of troubles like that time he caused the wrath of the scorpio king. who stung him. but all in all he's .... well, a love that was meant to be and very likely the two of them have an obsessive-compulsive disorder which draws them together or probably there is some magic involved.
next on the agenda: viggo+cronenberg = love
then the clash of the titans in 15 minutes by the very awesome cleolinda. now i have to see it.
and now i'll be off to bed. 

great video here. fabulous music and a great truly romantic movie. hey, i'd like someone to stare at me with the same awe and adoration as ethan does in this role. also, it has a lot of drama and, unlike rom/coms the characters actually have some depth and are likeable. and the story is simply mesmerizing when said by alfonso cuaron. same guy who will do gravity.

pesky cold doesn't give up. nose all runny, slightly dizzy.
the blue dress is coming out nicely, congrats self, go me.
poland declared one week of mourning, russia has only the monday of mourning. conspiracy theories are already popping out. of course they are. i mean, dense fog, old airplane and human error are not enough to cause a tragedy. the wildest one is that they used an EMP gun to damage the avionics. because an emp gun cannot be detected. does that weapon even exist for real? anyway, it was all because the polish president has made some really cutting remarks towards russia, the EU and the US.
also, i am very tempted  to make a very macabre joke about certain politicians here, but i will refrain.

wtf, polish president dead in a plane crash?jeez...

i mean, this is one of those movies i want to see where sean puts his ramzilla steel face on and saves the world. totally aries, let me tell you.
totally unlike the bounty hunter. hilariously ridiculous rom/com simply bleah.
i hate the fact that there is still no news of a valhalla rising premiere. i want norse ass kicking!!!

also, happy bob day, happy Qingming Festival in the Chinese calendar. happy Hansik in South Korea and happy Feast Day of Vincent Ferrer. 
news of the day:
earthquake in Mexico
they identified the suicide bombers in moscow. i am so shocked. the 17 yrs old widow and the schoolteacher? then there was another bomb attack in ingushetia and people were dead. this serves as a reminder of how our boring, uneventful lives about which we bitch so much are actually pretty fab. at least we don't die of terrorist attacks. or famine.
like i said: happy bunny days!

from machinarium, with spectacular graphics. i heart the little robot.
in other news: despicable pants, why do i even try to make them, ugh.
incoming easter trip to parents.